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buttlock

When you realize you have done something so embarrassing
or compromising, your whole body seizes, you squeeze your eyes shut, clench fists and especially clench buttocks and imagine that your sphincter has snapped closed.
1.You are mocking your boss and he walks up behind you unbeknown. You're in buttlock.

2. You have farted noisily in the car after you think everybody has already jumped out at the mall only to realize that your future British father-in-law is still sitting quietly behind you, that is until he clears his throat. Ahem. Welcome to Buttlock.
by ironbeach January 9, 2013
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buttocks

all you people are wrong, buttocks means myself (according to world history book at tatnallll)
me effin buttocks is so effn hawt!

my buttocks is effin tired

my buttocks effin hurts from all that anal ;)
by Sick of it April 16, 2005
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buttknuckle

buttknuckle-
the knuckle of your arse.

perverts
the guy who cried donkey
an ostriche's pine cone
the alphabet's squiggle
a mushroom's dick
the wiggles
magenta from blue's clues
muno from yo gabba gabba
"ow! i hurt my buttknuckle when i fell on my arse!"

"that guy just looked at my boobs and drooled out of his dick"
by dj lance July 11, 2011
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Buttlocker

Typically a place namely your ass, that is used for safe keeping something of value. Your ass used as secret hiding place.
Johnny hid the contraban in his buttlocker before the warden came to toss his cell.
by shimmy69712 May 28, 2011
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buttknuckles

Singular: Noun: hip bones that protrude like knuckles when a girl is bent over; Most apparent on skinny girls.
During doggie-style sex, a woman's buttknuckles can diminish the sexual experience.
by pullon7 February 4, 2010
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buttcock

Self explanatory
Rahul stop waving around your buttcock
by boobs July 28, 2003
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Why are you being such a dickriding buttjockey? Stop being a dickriding buttjockey. Gosh I friggen hate dickriding buttjockey’s. You buttjockey :(
Obama isn’t a buttriding dickjockey, he’s a dickriding buttjockey. So Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020
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