Beautiful Butthole

This is a female butthole that is so nice that you just wanna fuck it real hard. I mean this butthole is perfect. Its not dirty or anything. It even smells good: like fresh picked apples. Its so perfect that poop has never touched it. This butthole is so good that you even wanna lick it and kiss it and stick your toungue in it and touch it and stick your nipples in it and finger it and stick your toes in it and rub the outsides of it with your forehead and put shaving cream all over it and shave it and then play ultimate frisbee with it and then give it gadorade to drink because its probably thirsty from playing ultimate frisbee with you and then feed it strawberries dipped in chocolate and then put eyes on top of it and a mouth on the bottom of it and pretend its a face and talk to it and whisper sweet nothings in its ear and then watch poop dribble out of it.

I was fucking this girl and lemme just tell you she had one beautiful butthole.

by E? September 4, 2006

tight butthole

A word used on the Comedy Central show Workaholics.
1. It means to have a good time.

2. Planning something that will be awesome.

1. Yo this party is tight butthole right now.
2. Hey I'm planning this party right now. It's gonna be tight butthole.

by CCFan November 23, 2011

Poopoo peepee butthole face head

Big ol joe

“Poopoo peepee butthole face head”
“What”

by Poopoo nigga pants November 20, 2019

butthole bandit

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,

After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!

by ae123456 September 14, 2012

butthole mohawk

when ones ass is so hairy their crack is full of pubes

hey cool my ass is punker then me
i got a butthole mohawk

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

loose butthole

Anything that is lame, weak, or not enjoyable in any way, can be summed up with the phrase loose butthole. Seeing as most people don't enjoy a stretched crack, this term should be reserved for only the most deserving moments.

" I can't believe i wasted $10 to see Battle: Los Angeles"
" Yeah that movie was loose butthole."
" The loosest!"

by BearssFan October 2, 2011

niggers in my butthole

when u put a dick in a butt hole

niggers in my butthole and i like it

by bitchhahha April 28, 2019