Bundled Like Bernie

Wearing a condom

Dave: So you did the deed. Did you put on your rain coat?
Steve: I was Bundled Like Bernie!

by Greg Landers January 28, 2021

ur uncle vascular bundle

the absolute end all or be all of insults.

"your granny tranny"
"your grandpap a trap"
"your sister a mister"
"ur uncle vascular bundle"
*literally dies of aids*

by ur sister being a mister rn March 20, 2018

Tinder-Bundle

A quick succession of matches on Tinder.

“Yo Greg, I can’t golf Saturday. I just scored a tinder-bundle and have to get three dates in this weekend.”

“Janet, the hotties are sliding into my DMs in a tinder-bundle.”

by Pheebalicious May 14, 2021

gallon bundle

a female with breasts that equals the volume of a U.S. Gallon.

Those things were huge, she has a gallon bundle

by Acela_ox February 14, 2022

fondle bundle

bundle/ prize/ reward that's granted by a legitimate person with authority, offering a limited time of fondling depending upon agreement between the fondler and the being fondled.

Peter's been rude to me today, so he offered me 5 fondle bundles in attempt to make peace

by Fondle Monster 69 January 21, 2025

bundle syndrome

Noun: bundle syndrome is a common condition that occurs when you still keep a certain thing that sucks in a vacuum but makes sense and elevate other things when used in a bundle, series or combination.

I don't like this one song in my playlist but I am still keeping it because of bundle syndrome. It just transitions so well to my fave song.

by Novoshkos April 22, 2022

bundled like Bernie

Financially, economically, culturally and socially insulated from the disastrous social and economic impacts of Biden's policies

Nancy Pelosi and Bernie Sanders himself are bundled like Bernie. Other ordinary people aren't.

by Sexydimma August 6, 2022