Brian

Don't know

Brian is my boyfriend.

by anonymous May 10, 2021

Brian

Likes gay sex, wants to suck off Zachery in an Axel in Harlem fashion.

Hey look its brian

Brian has a hairy asshole

by brianlovesaxel September 5, 2023

Brian

Some guy who likes to play COD games with the boys. This man deserves a girlfriend. If you know anyone named Brian he’s probably cool cause the Brian I know is.

Ciaran:Hi Brian
Brian:Hey
Ciaran:You’re cool
Brian:I need a girlfriend
Ciaran:Ok

by axedeodorant May 6, 2020

Brian

Black ninja turtle

Brian is a black ninja turtle. He built like a fish.

by Julz<3 February 14, 2022

Brian

An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.

Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie

by readyplayerone1 December 27, 2021

Brian

A guy who wears flannels with converse all the time
He owns an acoustic guitar and has a youtube channel where he sits in front of the camera and does covers of twenty one pilots and fall out boy songs

Simon: brian back at it again singing sugar we're going down,, I stan

by Duetopersonalreasonsimbabey May 12, 2019

Brian

Brian is Latin for “he who carries a burden between his legs.” Individuals privelaged with this name are known to excel in podcasts and in bed. Coincidence I think not. They are also known to have the alter ego, “Carlos” when they are drunk off their ass

You: Dude I met the coolest bro today

Friend: Did he have big dick energy

You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian

by Jdbeasty March 31, 2019