A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.
I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!
by Andrew June 18, 2006
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The morning after drinking draught beer and pounding wings I trusted a fart at my desk that ended in a full breach.
by Flange Master M January 19, 2008
Get the breach mug.a sweet, caring , loving , girl who can make you feel so special every moment your with her or just talking to her.
you will fall in love with her the moment you see her (like i did).
she will do anything for you.
she will give you meany changes no matter how badly you stuffed up.
if she likes you, your the luckiest guy in the world and you should ask
her out straight away.
so pretty much she is the best girl ever <3
you will fall in love with her the moment you see her (like i did).
she will do anything for you.
she will give you meany changes no matter how badly you stuffed up.
if she likes you, your the luckiest guy in the world and you should ask
her out straight away.
so pretty much she is the best girl ever <3
by superman aka squishy September 4, 2013
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by cretinhop June 26, 2008
Get the bread baby mug.1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.
Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter
by Miss JRD July 28, 2012
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Brea is beautiful.
by Brea's good friend September 8, 2013
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by Somme Touch November 26, 2002
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