Border clown

A Border clown is a term used to describe a person of any Hispanic decent, who makes weak attempts at humor but fails.
Wow ,George Lopez sure is a Border clown.
by thlugger October 20, 2016
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The Border Smuggler

A sexual position in which ALL available holes on the body are filled with some manner of sexual item, toy, or body part. This includes the asshole, the urethra, the ears, the nostrils, the mouth, and the vagina if present.
I've always fantasized about doing The Border Smuggler one night.
by Macmanffp March 20, 2017
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The Last Border

The Last Border 1 a hunter's concept of death 2 an attack of a bear 3 the cornerstone of a hunter, the yearning for death as a life from the dying fall hunting lands 4 facing death in The Far Border 5 the life of a hunter, that ends in a natural death in the fall, to what the hunter feels he belongs to 6 every facing in the wild land 7 the feeling of afterlife a hunter experiences when in the fall distant hunting lands, the end of life for the hunter, the yearning for death, and the vibe of it while on a trek through fall. (Compare to The Far Border). The term is coined by the founder and author of Deeprespecting Philosophy, Jonas Sandison.
The last border existed as an abstract. It was death in all its form. But it was also a place, somewhere in the deepest wilderness of fall.
by houseofsquirrel December 30, 2014
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Blue border

The border the surrounds every Scott the Woz episode
Guy 1: What is Scott the Woz’s 200th episode about
Guy 2: It about the blue border
by thehistorymattersfan August 28, 2021
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Border knight

Glad to have you Mr Border Knight.
by DragonStalker May 09, 2023
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Crossing the Border

As a male, having sex with a Hispanic female.
Ken: "Dude did you hook up w/ that fine ass Latina last night?"

Ryan: "Hell ya dude, I fucking crossed the border!"

Ken: "You went crossing the border? Nice. Slap hands!"
by Bro Fuss November 23, 2009
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Border crosser

When a friend crosses the border to Canada leaving her friends in the states and not sending them special Canadian chips and complaining about the cold.
WOW! She is such a border crosser!
Yeah she keeps complaining about the cold and won't send me chips!
Humph.. such a border crosser..
by kangaroo36 February 10, 2012
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