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Beer and Bon Bon Day

Beer and Bon Bon day is an intermittent semi annual holiday revolving around the need for a day where you do nothing but consume alcoholic beverages and/or beverages of high sugar/caffeine content and eat food items that are lacking in nutritious value, high in fat/sugar/salt content and are extremely satisfying to the pallet. It can be declared to treat broken hearts, loss of jobs, death of beloved hamsters, etc.

You do not only have to consume beer and bon bons, there are too many great mixtures to be limited to this one food item; margaritas and chicken McNuggets, spiked spiced apple cider and cupcakes, etc. As a matter of fact alcoholic beverages do not have to be consumed on this day, but it has been proven to make the process more enjoyable.

Best friends and laughter are a must. Pre-stocking of liquor and food is also imperative unless you plan on having a DD. If this is an emergency Beer and Bon Bon day then friends should bring you the supplies needed and you should start ASAP.

Rules:
1.Calories do not count today!
2.You should not become belligerently drunk, this will not help the situation.
3.If you are watching a movie and it makes you cry, turn it off!
4.No Debbie Downers allowed!
5.Laughter is essential.
6.Picture texts may be sent to close friends/family but no Facebook Mobile Uploading without prior sober consent.
7.It is okay to make a “to do” list and not accomplish one thing except consuming an entire box of Oreos.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is moving to Japan.
Girl 2: I think we need a Beer and Bon Bon Day!
Girl 1 Do you remember the 1st B & BB day?
Girl 2: The 1st intermittent semi annual B &BB day was February 15th 2010 in Roseville CA. It was an epically legendary success!
by Bessie Lou February 16, 2010
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bombonaught

Made-up semi-serious semi-joke curse word. Undoubtedly comes from Jamaican curse phrase bomboclaat. Used by Roots Manuva on his album Brand New Second Hand.
A whe de bombonaught?
by lentonville September 28, 2006
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Bon Bon Diaper Party

Staying home all day with 3 children under the age of 4 and having your friends and family accuse you of doing nothing all day.
My husband and friends always ask me "what do you do all day?" Well, between Paige (3), Dexter (2) and Weinus (6 months) not much...it's a regular Bon Bon Diaper Party over here!
by natscat January 11, 2012
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Boobonic Plague

A bacteria-born illness that ravaged Europe during the late Middle Ages, also known as the Black Death. Symptoms include the growth of black spots known as “booboes” and the development of (chicken) tender lymph nodes.
“Hey, where’s Janet?”

“Oh, she got the Boobonic Plague.”

“Wow that sucks.”

“Yeah.”

“Let’s go play some Smash Bros.”
by PeterGriffinSansUndertale October 13, 2018
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Bong-chika-bongbong

1. The act of saying someone had sex wiht someone else.
2. Cool way to ask or tell of sex.
1. Mike did you have Bong-chika-bongbong wiht jess last night?

2. Hey do you wanna Bong-chika-bongbong?
by Hal .C March 27, 2007
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bonbins

Word used for daddy's facial stubble at a particularly prickly stage.
'Mind your bonbins daddy'
'they are scratchy'
by harrietness March 6, 2007
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bobonyeta

There is no definition. There is only boboñyeta. Commonly used to replace random words. Example: Jesse has a juicy bobonyeta inside of him
Jesse has a succulent moist bobonyeta
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