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blueberry crypt

The best form of marijuana, The bud has a blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It gives off the smell of blueberries.
-yo man you sure this is weed? it smells like blueberrys.
-yeah its blueberry crypt.
by michael fruebnat March 8, 2008
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Blueberry

noun.
1. Queen Blue. The queen of Fruitdom. Possesses awesome fruit powers and mystical powers of randomness.
2. An expert in Ninja Nonsense.
3. A small berry that grows on a bush and is actually quite purple, in spite of its name.
"Bob knows everything!" ~Queen Blueberry
by Cassiopia&Blue November 29, 2011
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Blueberry Yum-Yum

Blueberry tasting weed that Ludacris tried out before RLD and a little after Chicken-n-Beer. He talks about in his song in the Red Light District album
Ludacris:
My bag will put your stuff to shame... I got the Ultimate Mary Jane
by Dj Dirty February 19, 2005
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blueberry

a delicious blu-ish fruit chock full of antioxidants!

(not a drug or some other random thing, a fruit...)
Person 1: oh, whatever is that delicious looking berry covered in whipped cream that you are eating for dessert?

Person 2: its a blueberry! and yes it is quite delicious and healthy too!
by Carlizzle January 7, 2010
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blueberry cherry

Any dude who wants pussy so bad that hell fuck a blueberry waffle, also known as a waffler. Ususally people whos dick will turn blue from it.
Kyle: hey you see that new kid in town.
Dark: yea heard that kid is a blueberry cherry.
Jon:Poor dude, what a shame.
Dark: Its only a matter of time.
by Ex1022 April 11, 2011
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Chocolate blueberry smoothie

This is another variation of the blueberry smoothie except instead of sticking the blueberries up a woman's pussy, you shove them in a guy or girl's brown star. You then proceed to pound your cock in and out of the asshole until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with poop. After the dude blows his load inside the ass, he continues to pound away, mixing his nut with the brown gravy and smashed fruit producing a smooth, frothy creampie for someone to eat.
"It's a good thing my girlfriend likes anal, otherwise I wouldn't be able to enjoy those chocolate blueberry smoothies I love so much that my sister showed me how to make a few years ago."
by Anita Creampie October 10, 2008
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Stiff Blueberry

In order to successfully perform a Stiff Blueberry, you have to swim in the ocean in an area heavily inhabited by octopus. You find one and then proceed to stick your cock in whatever crevace you can find on it's body, until it squirts it's blue ink all over your dick and balls in a last attempt to defend itself. In most cases however, it is too late, for you have filled it with your own creamy ink. ;)
Dan:"Dude, I don't remember your dick looking like Papa Smurf"
Dave:"Well, why the hell are you looking at my dick in the first place?"
Dan:"Cause YOU crammed it in my butt last week!"
Dave:"Oh haha oh yeah"

I filmed Michael doing the old Stiff Blueberry. Everything was going good until he saw me. I guess SOME people don't like complete strangers filming them performing illegal sex acts in their own pool...
by Saklickr1414 December 1, 2007
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