swollen boosterseat

Noun---the act of having to drive yourself to the hospital after being "pink-socked"

Not remembering the night b4, Jackie went 2 her car 2 find out that she had a swollen boosterseat, and spent the rest of her day in ER.

by Martian12 February 21, 2014

Blood Blister

Australian Slang for sister.

Ahh Cmon mate, shes me blood blister.

by Matoman February 18, 2017

fanny blaster

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.

I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!

by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017

peepee blaster

Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.

During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.

I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.

by gay is bad June 6, 2018

Gooch Blaster

The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.

Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.

by davrimeh October 8, 2018

Baby Blaster

Gun that Blast baby with 1 shot

Man i used my baby blaster to shoot that fucker in the tummy

by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021

Berry Blaster

Where a fine young stud finds a lovely piece of meat and proceeds to put his nose on her clit and place his hard tongue inside the vag, while doing a motorboat like motion to it. Causing an ultimate orgasm and possible squirtation.

Mimi Keene: You wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night, I finally got Berry blasted by the ultimate blaster Ethan Berry!!

Megan Fox: I’m so jealous I’ve been waiting for the Berry Blaster my whole life!

by Jenny got Blasted January 10, 2022