cog blogger

the same as "cock blocker", but used when the word "cock" is inappropriate.

*two high school students making out behind the school*

Lady: Do you know the nearest way to a shoe store?

Girl: Omg. Yeah.*blah blah blah blah blah*

Boy: What a cog blogger. >__>

by rymenoceres September 6, 2011

blogger's butt

Weight gain in the gluteal region which is directly related to spending large amounts of time blogging.

Susan realized she would have to spend less time blogging and more time exercising to keep from getting blogger's butt.

by esfingecolibri December 5, 2007

bloggerhood

Another name for the blogsphere. The term combines two words: blogger and neighborhood.

1. Being creative at writing prose, Joe decided that it was time to join the bloggerhood.

by walski69 December 10, 2006

blogger daddy

the person. man or woman. whom usually has a blog of their own. and convinces you to create 1 for yourself.

charlie suggested i create a blog of my own and in doing so became my blogger daddy.

by about a boy November 19, 2007

bloggered

Hosed or broken in a way that puts fixing it out of reach. The web-app equivalent of BSOD.

Several commercial blogging services have components that crash regularly. When a crash happens, users are left at the mercy of the service providers, sometimes for hours or days. Nothing is end-user servicable, and vendors typically don't offer support state, so all a service customer can do is sit back, rage impotently, and hope enough functionality remains to tell users 'that feature is currently bloggered'.

Comments on the site are bloggered...

The permanent links to those archives have gotten bloggered, and since I'd...

Hey Mercury23, republishing the entire site usually works for me in fixing bloggered links...

Link seems to be bloggered a bit...

by d2 at 43rdstateblues March 26, 2008

Bloggerbation

A compulsion to gratify one's ego and/or OCD need for attention by daily, or incessant, blogging. This blogging is often emphatic ranting about nothing of real substance, or, sad attempts to be writer while expressing their "feelings", or, about astonishingly boring trivial matters.

This is not be confused with normal, healthy blogging which doesn't insist on having a captive, and often twitchingly unwilling, audience.

"I used to subscribe to his MySpace blog, but I got sick of his constant bloggerbation!"

"You shouldn't piss her off, you'll just set her off on a dramatic tirade and a good hard round of bloggerbation."

by ElizaB. March 31, 2009

Bloggernecker

A person who follows happenings from blog to blog and takes delight in watching other people self-destruct, talk about other people, spread gossip, and generally cause their own disasters.

Dude, I was a total bloggernecker the other day and MB posted on her blog about KG and then KG posted shiz about MB.

by Michelle Bernard January 28, 2009