blessing

to preform or receive oral sex

Boy 1: Ashley blessed me after school in the courtyard!!

Boy 2: Dude, hook me up with a blessing!!

by caliswaq July 2, 2014

Portuguese Blessing

A double-fisted spiderman to the Heavens!

Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!

by Cbit Y 260 February 24, 2011

Blessing

When a girl decides to send a guy a snap of what she’s wearing but only something he would be the only guy who sees.

Send man a blessing?

by Roadslang23 December 30, 2018

dirty blessing

Annoying price of shit that sucks dicks and shoves dildos up his ass while his family watches

U are a dirty blessing

by Hrhebdbrh July 27, 2021

Blessah

One of the most awkward and weird of people. Rarely found anywhere in the world. Maybe on Facebook.

Person 1: "Man.. She keeps mumbling her words and making weird faces.."
Person 2: "Yup. She's pullin' a Blessah."

by Maeonniase October 13, 2011

Covid-19 Is a Blessing

The unspoken truth that governments’ stimulus packages in many developed countries delayed the retrenchment of millions of people who were working for businesses that were about to fold up just before the coronavirus pandemic struck.

Thousands of gig workers don’t deny that Covid-19 is a blessing in disguise, because they see the government’s handouts as God’s Favor on them during this pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 29, 2020

jewish blessing

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong

Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing

by JCJ August 8, 2006