Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*
Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021

“Gotta pee so bad, I’m bladder-dragging.”
“Where’s Kim?” “She’s out back bladder-dragging.”
“Bro hurry up, I’m bladder-dragging”
“Where’s Kim?” “She’s out back bladder-dragging.”
“Bro hurry up, I’m bladder-dragging”
by Kirata July 18, 2019

by Anonymous girl 1222 December 27, 2018

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.
by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
by Urban Englander March 17, 2011

the cancer of the bladder which is from the mutation of cells. Carcinoma, AKA transitional cell carcinoma, is the most common form of bladder cancer and starts in the cells in the bladder wall’s layer. this results in many deaths and has recently been diagnosed to a close friend of mine. get well soon Rozza
by Sammy Falz June 8, 2017

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."
by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008
