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bitchmeat

A nickname given to the larger blokes who look like Meatloaf and have long hair!!!
Dam Bitchmeat... u cut ur hair? we'll have to find u a new name now!
by Bitchmeat August 30, 2005
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bitchmissed

when the chick you are used to get laid with is actually "making you miss the trip".
She just bitchmissed me with my ex-girlfriend.
by -CELL- May 11, 2007
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Bitchumptions

The uncanny talent young females have to make bitchy assumptions over situations they have not yet looked into. Also better defined as blowing shit way out of proportion.
"I think the other shoes look better." - Guy

"Oh so your saying im fat and ugly and your cheating on me?" - Bitch

"Woman, stop with the bitchumptions before you get skull fucked." - Guy
by DOFOO June 18, 2009
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Bitchmoter

Someone discribed as a "bitch" that runs their mouth none stop.
That bitchmoter wont shut up.
by Bela-Lugosi December 20, 2010
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Bitchum

"Bitchum" Is usually along the lines of a fuckboy. They like to spend countless amounts of money on alcohol and even girls. Also a thief. He likes to hold shoes for ransom from girls he has one night stands with just so he can piss the girl off and for some reason still think she will sleep with him again. A bitchum is also someone who thinks he's hot shit. He'll try to smooth talk Any girl to get what he wants. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time and claims to be really nice. He also does really fucked up shit and then gets his feelings hurt when the table gets turned on him. A bitchum is anything negative.
Me: his thirsty ass won't stop snapping me to come over and hook up.
Friend: that's bitchum for you
by Flipphonebabe April 24, 2016
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Bitchmeal

The true whale hunter he's know to be very annoying and hunt with his mighty harpoon for the largest whale at the party
Oh no there's ish the Bitchmeal don't let him harpoon that girl she's bigger than the one at the last party
by Kodye May 27, 2016
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BitchMount

Girls who are from a stuck up, background having sex.
She BitchMounted Jared last week.
Why would you Birchmount my Boyfriend
by XenoKn1ght September 24, 2018
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