Bitchmaker

A wrestling move where your opponent is locked into a position where he is forced to smell your balls.

They were wrestling and he locked on the bitchmaker, forcing the dude to tap out.

by Dave Simpson September 5, 2008

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benchmark

Used as a catch-all substitute for a similar and more appropriate word that you can't quite remember, acceptable only because of its obvious incorrectness

"You know guys, I'm glad we bought those brownies. That was really a... benchmark moment"

"becca's yanif score just passed 150... she's passed her final... benchmark"

"no mom, I can't help clean right now. I'm working on a... benchmark"

by B-Rizz January 9, 2009

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bitchcakes

An emotional, predominantly female state of being characterized by overt displays of anger and emotion. Often associated with PMS.

I cmae home late last night with no good excuse. Man, did my girlfriend go bitchcakes

by monkeyman1968 July 21, 2012

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bozo benchmark

The infamous "bozo benchmark" is when you install and start using the thing without reading any directions or warning labels. This benchmark can be used for everything from computer components to motorcycles, weed-whackers, and firearms.

My wife says that the "bozo benchmark" is merely a cheap fiction that I created to justify my typical male tendency to want to wade into stuff without reading the instructions. By enshrining that tendency as a benchmark, I legitimize it! She is, of course, completely correct.

by Michael Miller July 12, 2006

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