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bidening

Being completely incompetent whilst holding a public office.
- Bernd: Have you heard about Nancy Faeser?
- Rudolf: Yeah, she posted a pic on Twitter with herself and four students flashing islamist hand signs without her knowing. She's totally my favorite to win this year's national bidening championships.
by dwight_eisenhower July 19, 2022
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private blendering

Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.
Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"
by NJDlover30 April 11, 2009
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Biebering

To "do" someone; to have raunchy sex with.

(Named after Justin Bieber, because his last name sounds like a very dirty verb.)
Hey, you want to go biebering with me later tonight?
by YPTLMD June 16, 2010
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Binderize Me Captain!

An expression that means the person is being told this should find, make or steal a binder and shove it up their own ass so deep that they're bleeding.
by Hannibal King 969 June 16, 2009
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Biebering

To Bieber.

Beibering (verb) is what happens when our friends leave their Facebooks up (ie on the computer or cellphone) and we go on their page and post a funny status about a celebrity that is usually undesirable, as punishment for leaving their page unattended and vulnerable.
Dude! Scott left his FB page up! Let the Biebering commence!

Scott's Status: Mmmmm... Gimme some of that Bieber... Sexy little thang
by Conundrum08 May 6, 2011
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Joe Bidening

is when a father kindly walks up to one of his children and smells their hair after that he makes them get into the shower with him. After this, the father tells the children to pay attention to his campaign speech which consists of him rocking back and forth doing the helicopter meat spin while doing the Biden smile as widely as his face will allow. Afterward, he bends over and farts loudly while acting like he forgot how to get out of the shower and falling out of the shower while holding his hands up like he is riding a bicycle while screaming at the top of his lungs poor kids are just as smart as white kids.
Jeff: Hey Sarah did you hear what happened to Billy last night?
Sarah: No Jeff what happened to Billy?
Jeff: His dad let Billy have a Joe Bidening!
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jeff: I know Billy said it looked like he was swinging it around in the rain like a boat motor in water.
by The masked scrotum November 18, 2022
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Bidening

November 17th, 2020. All outside thoughts are suppressed. There is no opposition. It has been 13 days since Joe Biden has been elected president, and all white males not supportive of his regime have been put into work camps.
This country is about to experience the next Bidening.
by bf1_medic October 31, 2020
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