biff

To smack someone forcefully on the back of the head.
Tom biffed Erik for being an idiot.
by Islington March 08, 2006
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Noun. Person, usually of the male gender, displaying traits of pop-collardness, land rover discoveryness (in some cases Jeep Liberty), plaid shortsness, and rainbow sandleness. Biffs can survive solely on their parents' credit card and starbucks coffee. A biff can easily be spotted in the winter months displaying its overpriced ski gear and drinking a latte, while simultaneously challenging twelve year old girls to a race down the mogul run of the most well observed section of the ski resort.
While entering the lift line, I noticed a group of biffs discussing the price of their designer sunglasses.

The party was packed with biffs. It was Biff Central Station.
by ballsagna April 27, 2007
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"She forgot to take her pill last night so I had to cum over her biff"
by Misteroz June 26, 2007
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biff

it means ANYTHING
to throw something
biff u u biffin biff!!

he biffed the ball into my face

the biffin person biffed it at my biff

see it means anything: $576-biff
by aisney April 05, 2008
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i'd like to introduce you to my biff, mike.
by frsssstv February 27, 2006
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biff

noun: a large male aged 18-45. This male has an over-inflated ego, a small level of intelligence, and spends way too much time at the gym. Biff's enjoy wearing sleeveless shirts, flexing in casual conversation when it is not called for, loudly announcing how much cheap beer they have drank, and aggressively pursuing females with 1950's style machismo. Often employed as bouncers.
"This biff cut me in the line to the bar so that he could order his buddies a round of Natty Light."

"That bouncer who cut his sleeves off is such a biff."

"I want to talk to that girl, but this biff won't leave her alone."
by MEvans August 08, 2007
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"jesus look at the tits on that, shes well worth a biffin"
by biff March 22, 2003
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