benzel

the act of lying, telling a fib, or straight up bs'ing

My friend told me we had 3rd row seats but it turned out to be a giant benzel

by Anonymous 123 December 6, 2005

beezler

Beezler is a Scottish word given to ecstasy.

Its basically used as a slang term so people dont understand what your talking about, police, club bouncers and public etc.

Here mate u got any beezlers on ye?

How much are the beezlers in the window?

Im off my nut I just took 50 beezlers man.

by daniel5000 August 4, 2007

Bezelnorph

When someone is talking and knows perfectly well what they are saying and no one else has the foggiest idea.

Sitting in a bar with a drunk. He is talking away and no one has any idea what he is taling about. He is speaking bezelnorph.

by Jim81501 July 14, 2009

beelzebiatch

A seriously devlish woman, in demeanor or actions.

When she found out he was breaking up with her, she turned beelzebiatch and sanded his gas tank.

by Joel Garza November 3, 2007

beely

Means believe. When you hear the word in conversation in sounds like that.

Mary: So I am going to France next year!

Charles: Shut up! I dont beely you!! Are you for real?

by bonchk October 22, 2010

beeleb

A pair of breasts of the larger standard than usual.

"Oh my fucking god!! have you seen Katie Price's massive beelebs?!?"

by Midnight Recording Studios August 22, 2011

beely

A hockey word used to describe the biggest pussy on the ice. A beely usually wears big shoulder pads, a jizz shield mask on his helmet, his laces are usually florescent, dosnt tuck his jersey, making it look like a dress, you can tell he spent about 30 minutes on his tape job when you see him on the ice, he listens to Katy Perry and all that shit before you go on the ice, he turtles when hes about to get hit, he goes into the shower with his undies on, on the tournaments he dosnt want to late night party with the lads, so instead he spends his time in his room with his mom watching tv trying to fall asleep early, even when you dont have a game tomorrow. Overall hes the pussy on the team.

(Talking about a team-mate)
"Hey man dont you think Bobby is a pussy?"
"Yeah hes a fuckin beely!"

(Talking about a guy on the other team)
"Wow that number 7 sure is a pussy."
"Yeah hes such a beely."

(Other example)
"No boys, coach will get mad!"
"Oh comon Frank dont be such a beely!"

by Gongshow11 October 1, 2011