Bent Spill

The act of taking a piss in the morning when you have morning wood and have to bend over in order to make it in the toilet because your penis is sticking straight up.

"I woke up and took the hugest bent spill. Only made half of it in the toilet though."

by mt oregonian May 18, 2009

Bent Levent

A homosexual man that flatly refuses to admit to others he is homosexual, despite displaying blatant gay traits, i.e. limp wrists, women's clothing, bum sex.

"Hey, when will he realise he's gay?"
"I know, he's a right Bent Levent"

by Fleamus90 December 6, 2007

bent in a u

pissed off at somthing or someone

joe is fuckin bent in a u

by HeathT April 19, 2007

Bit bent

bit bents are bisexuals who are actually more straight then bisexual. A girl may like boys and girls but she is more into guys than girls. A boy may like guys and girls but he is more into girls than boys.

Person 1: Alex says she's bisexual but she's always with guys.
Person 2: She's a bit bent. Duh.

by LaurBore June 20, 2011

get bent

a less offensive phrase used in a refusal to perform a chore. "fuck off".

"i need this paperwork done"
"well, you can just get bent"

by tf July 7, 2004

Bent bastard

1) An illegitimate homosexual.

2) A gay individual with an undesirable persona.

*An unpleasant person who appears to be homosexual and illegitimate is in the vicinity*
"Look at that bent bastard!"

*One is offended by a gay person and decides to retaliate*
"Y'bent bastard!"

by Criminal Activist November 20, 2007

bent eddy

when you are jerking off and you put your legs and ass up against the wall and lay on your back and cum all over your face.

i tasted cum for the first time when i gave my self a bent eddy.

by Zach Heacock July 22, 2003