roast beef curtains

the female labia majora and minora
pussy
labia
thumb tickler
lips
pink taco

She farted and her roast beef curtains moved.

by kathryn million August 6, 2006

beef curtains

Jessica's enormous Labia

Foliot just paid for my abortion because I hit Jessica's beef curtains.

by shinebox March 14, 2003

roast beef curtains

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.

Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!

by Mike Ortel December 15, 2008

ginger beef curtains

The super flappy, dark inner lips of some pussies.

I was eating that chick out last night, and she had some crazy ginger beef curtains. Yum!

by Mostlytoastly January 7, 2011

beef curtains

A distant cousin to the "beef blinds"

-My beef blinds are very sweaty and stinky today!

-Her beef blinds were hanging loosely, flapping in the wind.

-Play with my beef blinds.

by YouthTronix March 7, 2004

beef curtains

The saggy outer lips of a womans minge.

"Have you seen Dave's mum's beef curtains?"
"Who hasn't? They're fucking awful"

by God_is_american September 13, 2008

Beef Curtains

When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.

I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.

by Jerris May 28, 2019