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Beaning

Something that StorM and co. do in CS:GO.
“I get beaning, beaning! I get beaning, there’s no escaping it”
“And i’m beaning, xanbean, what’s up bro?’
“And i’m naturally xanbeaning, sewbean, what the f*ck is up bro?”
by Adder38 August 27, 2018
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beaning

The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.
1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.

Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!

2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!

Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.
by A-Men June 24, 2005
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Beaning

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.
“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night
by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021
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No beans

This is a famous (and very funny) piece of dialogue taken from a scene from 'The Young Ones' sitcom.
NEIL: now very worried: What do you know about the beans?

RICK: Nothing! What beans?

NEIL: Oh. Nothing. Ha, Ha, Ha. No beans! Ha ha.
by You heard it here first April 29, 2019
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Beane

Beane is an actual name, although most people don't know it. Beanes are great friends. They are usually quiet, but if you get to know them they are a lot louder, than you originally thought. Beanes try hard and are generally happy. They love eating and all animals, but not insects. You are lucky to know a Beane.
moores friend

Beanes that's a Beane
by Beane Beane October 24, 2013
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The Bean

To describe Boston, Mass. A popular city where adidas sneakers a worn.
by ShonHood May 19, 2006
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Beaned

When something happens to a person you know that is slightly misfortunate.
If your roommate comes home to a dead fish in their fish bowl, he/she got "beaned" or "beaned on"

You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"
by MasterChefBean69 November 13, 2016
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