“I get beaning, beaning! I get beaning, there’s no escaping it”
“And i’m beaning, xanbean, what’s up bro?’
“And i’m naturally xanbeaning, sewbean, what the f*ck is up bro?”
“And i’m beaning, xanbean, what’s up bro?’
“And i’m naturally xanbeaning, sewbean, what the f*ck is up bro?”
by Adder38 August 27, 2018

The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.
1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.
Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!
2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!
Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.
Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!
2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!
Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.
by A-Men June 24, 2005

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.
by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021

This is a famous (and very funny) piece of dialogue taken from a scene from 'The Young Ones' sitcom.
NEIL: now very worried: What do you know about the beans?
RICK: Nothing! What beans?
NEIL: Oh. Nothing. Ha, Ha, Ha. No beans! Ha ha.
RICK: Nothing! What beans?
NEIL: Oh. Nothing. Ha, Ha, Ha. No beans! Ha ha.
by You heard it here first April 29, 2019

Beane is an actual name, although most people don't know it. Beanes are great friends. They are usually quiet, but if you get to know them they are a lot louder, than you originally thought. Beanes try hard and are generally happy. They love eating and all animals, but not insects. You are lucky to know a Beane.
by Beane Beane October 24, 2013

Yo where u from? The Bean
by ShonHood May 19, 2006

If your roommate comes home to a dead fish in their fish bowl, he/she got "beaned" or "beaned on"
You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"
You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"
by MasterChefBean69 November 13, 2016
