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Rape Battle

Just like wrestling, except both men are naked and have erections. The objective is to insert your penis into the other man's anal hole without having him insert his into yours.
Guy 1: I'm starting a rape battle club in my basement.
Guy 2: That's sick!
Guy 1: I'm going to teach people rape techniques.
Guy 2: Like what?
Guy 1: Like clenching your butthole to block the other guy's dick.
by Bonamour October 13, 2011
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Battle Ground

A small city outside of Vancouver Wa.
Known for its excessive amount of Bunners and hicks.
"Wow that town is a Battle Ground"
by Kayla Burleson August 4, 2008
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battle apple

A thug / gang weapon resembling a mace. Euphemism for the penis, referenced in the song "Josie" by Steely Dan ("We're gonna shine up the battle apple . . .")
"Jo would you love to scrapple
She'll never say no
Shine up the battle apple
We'll shake 'em all down tonight
We're gonna mix in the street . . ."
by TANSTAAFL1 June 14, 2010
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Crab Battle

1. A hilarious flash video based on the game series "Metal Gear Solid." Google "Crab Battle" to view.

2. When one man meets a Cave Demon.
1. "Ergh...C...CRAB BATTLE!!!"

2. "Ergh...C...CRAB BATTLE!!!"
by Mehro June 3, 2005
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Fortnite Battle Royale

It is a cartoon remake of pubg that is made for the retarded side of the human spectrum, especially for the kids. It's a game that divides society and a very good fashion. People who play fortnite = mostly retarded kids. People who do not play = normal people.
Kid at xbox : I love Fortnite Battle Royale so much i want to pway a lot of fortnite i love fortnite haha drinking my mini shields!
Parent on the phone: Yeah , that would be great, we can meet up at starbucks, wait, do you know how to put kids up for adoption?
by PussySlayerTrump July 6, 2018
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Battlefield Bad Company 2

Very likely the best team-based first-person shooter currently on the market.

Bad Company 2 incorporates highly destructible environments, four-man squads as part of the overall team (as in real warfare), and realistic effects such as bullets taking time to reach their targets due to distance and bullet drop due to gravity (which makes sniping a bit difficult, but more skillful and tactical than that retarded quickscoping nonsense).

Set in the near future with an array of modern weaponry to choose from, players have access to four "kits," which include: Assault, Medic, Engineer, and Recon.

With very large maps and the option to engage in vehicular combat, players cannot adhere to a single style of play, whether they like it or not. Despite this reality, players still like to use the Medic kit because you don't have to reload as often with an LMG; and they still use the Recon kit because sniping doesn't require too much effort on their part.
Person 1: Hey! Do ya wanna play some MW2?

Person 2: Modern Warfail 2? Pssh! I'm gonna go play Battlefield Bad Company 2 where you need skill and teamwork in order to win.

Person 1: LOLWTFZOMGBBQ!?!!? CAMPERBITCHFUCKFACECAMPERHAXSIMPLEFACTCAMPERCAMPERCAMPERNOOBSCRUBALICOUSASDFASDFASDFASSDFASDFASDF
by Mach Twain July 10, 2011
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Battle Bottle

Liquid containment vessel used primarily during fleet movements and engagements while playing EVE Online.
ChaeDoc II > Need to go AFK for bio
Moefugger > Use your Battle Bottle
ChaeDoc II > It's full :(
by ChaeDoc July 25, 2011
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