Babes

basically it’s when you’re in a relationship or in a friendship and you’re bare close so you call eachother babes.

someone: what’s up babes
someone else: nothing much

by example of a handle... February 23, 2019

Bases

baseball as a sexual metaphor

Going up to bat: Attempting
Bullpen: Foreplay
1st base: French kissing
2nd base: Above the waist
3rd base: Below the waist
Home Run: Sex
Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours
Foul Ball: Ass sex
Strike out: Not getting it up
Line Drive: One night stand
10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own
Pop fly: Stealing virginity
Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation
Gapper: Easy lay
Bases loaded: Threesome
Third base coach: The person who's filmming
Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)
Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms
Cup: condom
Steroids: Birth control
Error: No Orgasm
Broken Bat: Broken dick
Extra Innings: Four times in a row
Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom
Bat boy: Fluffer
Field: Heartshaped bed
Dugout: Back seat of a car

Bases: Self-Explainitory

by BBS May 24, 2006

bames jond

a retard version of james bond.

wow, look at mike, he tried to jump from the roof and puled a total bames jond.

i hope i dont pull a bames jond when i try to jump these cars with a moped.

by bamesjond June 12, 2010

out of the mouths of babes

a term regarding an innocent but brutally honest comment a child will make after making an observation or being asked a question

The five-year-old said he didn't want to kiss his grandmother because 'her breath smells like throw-up.' Out of the mouths of babes.

by Woody Thomas January 3, 2009

Sexual Bases

1st Base - Is Kissing, french, open mouth or just a peck. Also any above the belt touching is included in this base

2nd Base - Hands below the belt. Fingering for girls or hand jobs for the guys.

3rd Base - When mouths are used below the belt. Essentially going down on a guy or girl. also This base includes the sex toys.

4th Base or Home base/plate - Going "all the way," doing the deed, Slamming it, Fucking, Sex, intercourse, "doin it," getting friskey so on and so forth.

(some people use a 5th base or a 'grand slam' to refer to anal sex while other include it in the 4th base. its really up to the individuals wheter they want to include it)

no example needed the sexual bases spelled out for you in the deffinition like a fricken manual

by FoXyCaRmEn December 5, 2009

Bareskin Cup

A bareskin cup is the act of using the palm of your hand in a "cupped" fashion and placing it over your bum hole before you rip a stinky fart. The fartstink, which remains in the hand in a concentrated form, is then distributed by opening the hand in front of anothers nasal passage, causing tear-jerking stink. The Bareskin Cup can also be disguised in short as a "bachlor of science (BSc)" for an unsuspecting victim.

Dwayne shows up at our party the other night with shitstains on his undies so I gave him a bareskin cup to the face. Needless to say he ran home crying

by Langebone June 8, 2009

babeservation

Observing attractive persons in a room. Can be used as a come-on, or as a way of making a passive, harmless observation.

Can also be used in a broader way: babeservatory, to describe an entire room.

1. I have just made a babeservation-- right over there, 2 o'clock.

2. Now don't take this the wrong way, I'm just making a babeservation here, but you look pretty fantastic tonight.

3. Damn, this place is a babeservatory!

by Alli Bootblacks August 13, 2010