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Basic Bitch.

A generic, simple-minded, idiot with a stank pussy.
bellpincher.tumblr.com is a basic bitch.
Basic Bitch. by sorrybutnoxo April 13, 2014

basic bitch bun 

(n.) -when a basic-ass bitch puts her hair up in a nappy-ass bun, and usually tweets about it with 10-15 hashtagged phrases, such as: #lazy #stillcutetho #starbucks #pumpkinspicelatteyum #comfy #bunnedout #uggs #sweatpants
Has anyone coined the term "basic bitch bun"? No? Let's go do it right now.

Loot at that basic bitch bun walking outta Starbucks right now with her Pumpkin Spice Latte. I bet she's tweeting about it right now.
basic bitch bun by Djardis September 24, 2014

basic bitch brigade 

A group of females that are all wearing north face jackets, black leggings, and ugg boots.
Chris: "Yo Jordan, check out those bitches that are dressed the same, drinkin' starbucks, and looking at instagram on their iphones"

Jordan: "Oh shit, it's the basic bitch brigade!"

Pat: "Shots?"

basic bitch brunching 

When basic bitches go for brunch. Foods of choice generally include mimosas, eggs benedict, and French toast with strawberries and whipped cream. A basic bitch brunch is not complete until at least one member of the group posts pictures of their food on social media outlets, including but not limited to Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat.
Basic bitch 1: Hey, do you want to go basic bitch brunching this weekend?

Basic bitch 2: Yaaaaas, I literally haven't been in forever!

Basic Bitch Humour 

1. Man Sarah's got such basic bitch humour!
2. You'd think Miss Marzana would have more mature jokes for a teacher but she's definitely got real basic bitch humour

basic bitch face 

A woman with basic bitch qualities who's resting face has absolutely no expression.

Basic bitch face is a spin off of resting bitch face. Basic bitches are always so wrapped up in their expensive coffees, Uggs, and Instagram filters, that they cannot focus completely on what another person is saying.
I was trying to tell her something important and she was looking at me with a blank stare as if her mind was somewhere else. She had total basic bitch face.