Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.

Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”

by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022

einen Baris bringen

wenn man etwas normales vor hat und es durch aeussere Umstaende zu einer dummen Aktion wird

Einen Baris bringen bedeuted:

Die Pisse eines Welpen wegwischen, ausrutschen und sich den Arm brechen.
Sich solange von einem Kumpel im Einkaufswagen ziehen lassen bis man auf die Fresse fliegt.
Einen Wurfstern beim ersten Versuch im Brennnesselbeet verlieren.

by Nick1312 October 30, 2020

bromine barium

Breaking Bad's chemical formula

Friend 1: have you watched bromine barium?

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: Its the chemical formula for Breaking Bad! How stupid can you be?

Friend 2: Chill out man.

by bankshater February 25, 2022

Baristud

1) The slightly more masculine version of a barista, who measures self-worth by their ability to pour latte art. Runs on pure coffee, it is very dangerous to remove a Baristud from his caffeine. This term came into popularity after the scandal with Taylor the Latte Boy.

2) A person characterized by strong impulses to roast coffee beans and talk about their deep feelings with strangers.

Tooti: My favorite barista wasn't there today!
Fruiti: Did you talk to the new one?
Tooti: he's totally a baristud. He asked me how the foam heart on my coffee made me feel

by dancingjellydoughnuts January 14, 2011

Bariha

A girl who is attractive and cool. This girl is usually very happy and smiling. And She loves spending time with friends. Even though she is sarcastic, she is pretty awesome. She also has pretty eyes. She is every guy's dream.

"Oh, that girl is a total Bariha."

by Aknownamous March 27, 2016

barisma

Bar-charisma: the ability to quickly garner the attention of serving staff at drinking establishments.

Man, you got the waitress to serve us right away! You've got barisma!

by Pengfire July 20, 2016

Baristapotomus

When you go to a coffee shop expecting to see a cute barista ready to make you some coffee, but instead you find a dried up sea hag pushing three on the hoof where the single origin must have been imported somewhere around her.

Ghon went to his local coffee shop expecting there to be a cute blonde spinner to make his morning coffee, but when he got there he was pleased to see the baristapotomus bloated ready for his order. Ghon though about asking for a walrus belch to go along with his Latte.

by SkulletBuster October 19, 2017