Ballistic Therapy

Shooting at things to relieve stress. This mostly includes handguns, shotguns (scatter guns), and rifles. The bigger the bang or the boom the more the stress will be relieved. Targets may include clay pigeons, steel plates, propane tanks, glass bottles, beer cans, real pigeons, television sets, computers, zombies, day walkers, night walkers, old cars sitting out in the middle of no where that still have the glass windows intact, any household items or anything that has ceased to work and is pissing you off.

Another form of office spacing.

"Wow I have had the worst day of my life and am so stressed." - Friend of Adam

"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam

by Pribs - The One and Only August 9, 2012

corn-ballin

something/someone thats corny/lame

your jokes are corn-ballin

by t-rigger February 6, 2008

Glacier Balling

the act of covering one genitals with cold water and placing gold bond medicated powder own it to get a nice cooling sensation

it was a nice hot day outside so Trevor and Erik decided to cool off there balls by glacier balling

by Anicus November 25, 2010

Jingle ballin'

Is one possessing the biggest nuts in the room during the holiday season. (Please note that this can and does apply to women as well).

Well, Christmas Kitten, what have you been up to.....jingle balling' and ho ho ho'ing?

Kelly - So, what's under that overcoat? Jillian - my jingle balls.

Yeah, I got your jingle balls!!!!!

All these hoes crammin' my mistletoe cuz I'm jingle ballin'.

by J Farrar January 15, 2012

four-balling

Two men riding together on the same motorcycle or scooter.

Fred: Hey man, can I get a ride on your new Harley?

Tim: No way!

Fred: Why not?

Tim: Dude, that's four-balling - and not cool, especially on a Harley!

by Pastcha July 28, 2014

The Ballet Dancer

During sex,when man and a woman stand facing each other and the woman raises one of her legs up and wraps it around the guy's butt while pulling him into her with her leg.

Amber and I did The Ballet Dancer last night.

by Dimmu=TheNowegianBetrayingTM September 21, 2015

BroHaus Ballistic

A method of artificial insemination in which six guys each jerk off onto a separate Nerf dart, and putting each dart in a six-shooter Nerf gun. Then you spin the barrel and open fire into a girl's gaping vagina. 9 months later there's a ballistic and an episode of Maury.

Hey bro, what are you doing this Saturday? It turns out Chad's infertile so we're inviting his wife over for a BroHaus Ballistic.

by Haus of Brosef April 14, 2016