Batman is a super
hero dressed in black spandex, a cape, a mask and a tool belt. He fights crime with his sidekick "
Robin." Batman's real identity is that of Bruce Wayne, a millionaire/billionaire (depending upon the decade) who tragically lost his
parents in some, presumably, horrible accident. (who really gives a shit about the specifics) In addition, Batman is the only gay superhero, often sodomizing, either forcefully or with consent, his pant-less, much younger "friend and sidekick"
Robin. It is rumored also that his butler,
Alfred, is involved when "
Robin really fucks up on the job" in the "bedroom festivities."
Some of Batman's enemies include the penguin, (Secretly Batman's estranged -- and presumed dead --
father who, before faking his own death by falling into a vat of chemicals, almost certainly molested
Bruce as a
child) Cat Woman (the woman
Bruce almost married before realized he was gay and leaving her at the head of the aisle) and though there are more, the Joker, who in a Bizzare twist is, by some totally inexplicable coincidence, Batman's mother. (also deformed --and with a change of sex -- after falling in a separate vat of chemicals)
Batman/Bruce Wayne's residence is in a giant Mansion in Gotham City (a fictional New York) complete with Bat-Mobile parking, secret underground lair filled with giant glowing screens, flashing lights, and a coffee maker. Additionally there is a BDSM chamber beneath the recreation room.
As in popular cinema:
"-Have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"-No, I heard it was shit."
As in the comic strip:
Robin-
"Gee Batman, whatever are we going to do about The Joker?"
Batman-
"I don't know
Robin but at least Gotham is safe one night more."
As in a creepy older man living with a teenage boy
Batman-
"-Oh
Robin, why don't you come down stairs to the lair. Alfred and I have a surprise for you."
Robin-
"-Holly rubber fist Batman!!!"
