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Battle of the Bulge

When two girls get in a fight over a man, or dick.
Hey, Zach, look at that Battle of the Bulge over ther.
by CircumcisionByCombat April 4, 2022
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Bulging taxbag

someone with blue balls may have a bulging taxbag
Dude, Simon's Gf has given him a Bulging Taxbag recently.
by Vhista July 29, 2016
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Bulging with Sclerae

Unusually common for some cartoon characters depicted with small "beady-black eyes" can have their eyes big and white when a strong expression is needed (ex. shock, anger and excite.)
Smileys are known for their signature dot eyes and their emojis like 😳 use to have "bulging with sclerae."
by El Vocabulario March 9, 2020
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Pushin' Bulge

When a man gets aroused so intensely and fast, that his bulge can't help but to make itself present against his skinny jeans.
"Yeah, Brandon was definitely pushin' bulge at Hooters last night, you could see that thing from across the restaurant"
by Brueningboy March 7, 2022
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Bulging Butthole

Somebody who is so generally offensive to both your senses and intelligence they remind you of a bulging butthole. I.E. Even being in the same general area as this person is equivalent to being forced to watch somebody bulge and pucker their sphincter in your face; it is utterly nauseating and intolerable.
God, I couldn't stand sitting next to that Captain Obvious over there now I get stuck next to the bulging butthole that just can't stop spouting nonsense at everybody. To hell with this, I'm outta here before the last of my brain cells die or I'm forced to choke this guy.
by ricardocabezaretardo June 20, 2019
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Spicy Bulge

The Bulge that leaves you needing some beverage. Compliments Major Moist perfectly.
I bumped Spicy Bulges with Major Moist over there. He cried.
by Thizz. November 12, 2011
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Battle of the Bulge

When two gays sword fight with their pants on.
Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."
by Lil' Snarky May 8, 2017
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