bloatee

When fat people grow goatees to try to make themselves look better. As defined by Roast Beef in the comic strip Achewood: "When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair that is the bloatee"

"He had to grow a bloatee so people would know where his face ended and his neck began."

by Golfhaus September 23, 2005

Blert

Someone who is below average intelligence

You is just a BLERT

by CORF February 12, 2003

blooty

To feel generally unwell. sometimes from drugs related incidents...

"i don't want to end up feeling all blooty, man!"

by Muzbeth June 24, 2007

Paul blart

The act of being a fatass working as security in a small mall in New England and being murder from dank faze clan

My brother was Paul blarting then he died

by BlueGrass420 May 14, 2015

Bloatgirls

The nickname given to a group of Blu-Ray rippers in the anime/fansub community because their encodes are always way overbloated in file size. The actual group name is Coalgirls.

Coalgirls? More like bloatgirls.

by Kabsev November 14, 2010

blogthings

a site that is so pointless and stupid that it is fun to play with. quizzes and _____ name-generators. gives links to let you post your results on your blog or whatever.

bored person 1: i'm so bored.
bored person 2: let's go play on blogthings!
bored person 1: okay.
should i do the irish name-generator or should i find out witch nationality to date?
bored person 2: do both!
bored person 1: it says i should date a swede.
bored person 2, who is not so bored anymore: post it on your myspace!
bored person 1, who is not so bored anymore: okay!

by green_girl_clap March 20, 2008

bloated

Used in computer terms to mean having way more features than you would ever use to the extent of slowing down the system

Microsoft Windows is a bloated Operating System

by Moe Dean March 17, 2004