blokeally-grown produce

Rural "Merry Old England" lingo for the bounty of fruits and vegetables supplied by nearby male farmers (i.e., "local blokes").

Comedic auto-show host Jeremy Clarkson looks fairly "hale 'n' hearty" to me; perhaps he dines on blokeally-grown produce during his meal-breaks.

by QuacksO November 12, 2018

Blockability

The ability to block.

For example, if one day a wild horde came banging upon your door you would be wise the assess the blockability of the door between yourself and the wild horde.
As another example, if one day you were wandering in a forest and find yourself separated from a beast by a fallen tree the blockability of the fallen tree could save your life.

by CompletelySerious January 29, 2019

Bokka

An example of someone who’s annoying or just slightly demented (put “lil” in front of it to make it more subtle)

“You bokka how dare you”

by Slavakeon12 September 23, 2019

Blokeage

When there is a lot of males around, there is a vast amount of blokeage in the area.

Used to describe the male to female ratio of a given area.

Hey Jono mate, what's the pub looking like tonight?

Bit of blokeage if i'm being honest.

by imperialpigeon September 25, 2020

Blockaphobia

The fear of someone named "TheDieBlock".

*or*
The moment when someone named "TheDieBlock" Starts to talk about hentai or anime.

Damn man, the doctor told me I should start taking blockaphobia medication...

I'm sorry john, but I have blockaphobia, out babies won't last long...

by Ranger man June 20, 2021

blockayejr

A man with a very big booty (thick ass)

Hey have you seen blockayejr from instagram? He has a big booty.

by Walter Whaite November 22, 2021

blockayejr

Blockayejr is an instagram comedian with a thick ass.

Did you see blockayejr and his cute fat ass?

by Walter Whaite November 22, 2021