Bland

You sir .. bit bland ?

Family of clones (fuck that day you were all trying! to intimidate me.. all look the same.. trouble telling you apart from my painting spot … ) you must of wondered why I didn’t look intimidated and proceeded to get more and more angry ?

Depression leaves a dank taste .. to call on if needed …

One day I may rid myself totally .. but I digress ….

Point being … you wanted my attention or ;) someone wanted to bring your sordid list for bumping into people (sure it’s both tbh..)

Me be you …

Me … depression (low) .. feel spirit .. highest high … spectrum vast

You … clone .. vanilla .. bland as fuck

That’s why you’re now obsessed, not just her … I can sign shit for you? Wanna buy a painting? Nope I don’t suck dicks …

Never have ?

You sir ? ….

The more you appear in my life in any was shape or form (like this morning) the more I will write … just for you

Be flattered … now worthy …

And then who knows … one day I may write sweet odes to the one I love … maybes …

Doubt it ;)

The big brass … Bland …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 9, 2023

Brandy Melville

A store popular amongst teen girls. Well known for their “One Size Fits Small” policy. If you fit into their clothes and have a generally “trendy” or “basic” style you’ll love it. Generally affordable for teenagers. They lack in diversity but are still one of the top stores for teen girls

Person 1: “Omg i love your skirt where did you get it?!?”

Person 2: “Thank you! it’s from brandy melville!”

by whore4dior December 26, 2019

blany

noun. One whom you are safe with, or one who you respect.
adj. Used to describe one who is safe, or who is repsected.
verb. To blane. To be safe with, or to respect.

E.g. 1) I like to cotch with my blany/blanies.
E.g. 2) That boy is so blany.
E.g. 3) I blane that boy bare.

by h>h.>h.! June 30, 2008

Brandy Alexander

A bartender's nightmare because it involves cream. Take a large brandy, mix it with creme de cacao and double cream (one part cacao, one part cream and two parts brandy) and shake the whole thing over ice. Strain into glass and top with grated nutmeg or chocolate. Curiously popular with old ladies but not as nice as a Grasshopper.

"Can I have three Brandy Alexanders please?" - order guaranteed to piss off this bartender.

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

brandygangster

The name given for a connoisseur of fine brandy, with a liking of gangster activities. Named after the urban legend of Neil 'the original brandy gangster'

serve that cognac up bitch the brandygangster is thirsty

by neil the gangster November 15, 2006

blandard

Derived from the phrase 'bloody standard'. Used to describe something or an act conducted by someone that is excessively standard

1:Fuck man, I got so wasted last nite
2:Yeah dude, that was a blandard rave

by Joe Walford August 27, 2007

dave matthews bland

n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.

This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.

by CasetteFM September 11, 2009