Batmobike

-noun
1. a motorcycle (usually sportbike) that is travelling at an unusually slow speed;
often used to insult a fellow biker

2. the bike portion of the Batmobile from the movie "Dark Night"; which we see our beloved Batman cape-flapping through Gotham at break-neck speeds of up to 30mph

"Wanna race?"
"Against your Batmobike? I'd better take off my shoes, I run faster bare-footed..."

"I checked my mirrors for him, but all I could see was his cape flapping."

"When are you gonna sell that Batmobike and get a Huffy?"

by Naked Fain August 12, 2008

Batman

Batman is quite possibly the greatest superhero ever created.

Batman is a great superhero because he has no lame superpowers like Superman or Spider-Man. Instead Batman is just a rich guy in a cool costume.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

Holy Buttfuck Batman!

A phrase for use when one witnesses a particularly horrific disaster. You might say "holy shit" after a car wreck. On the other hand, a plane crash would call for "Holy Buttfuck Batman!"

Robin: Holy Buttfuck Batman! The Joker just blew up a paint factory!
Batman: The Joker will get his just desserts, dear Robin, but we have more pressing concerns. Remove the Batplug and come closer...

by Frederic Wertham December 2, 2007

Batman factor

1. An integer number representing the number of items hanging from a batbelt. In most settings, a Batman factor of more than 3 is not acceptable without odd stares and whispering. This encourages the hacker in question to choose items for the batbelt carefully to avoid awkward social situations, usually amongst non-hackers. 2. A somewhat more vaguely defined index of contribution to sense 1. Devices that are especially obtrusive, such as large, older model cell phones, "Pocket" PC devices and walkie talkies are said to have a high batman factor. Sleeker devices such as a later-model Palm or StarTac phone are prized for their low batman factor and lessened obtrusiveness and weight.

by Biohertz January 30, 2003

batmotized

Possessed with bats.
The love of bats.
Bat fever.
The desire to fly.
Thelove of kissing,licking,sucking & biting of necks.
One how loves the night realm.

I've been batmotized .I can't stop thinking of bats & there realm of existence.
I LOVE the BAT MAN movies,I watch them all the time .I'm possessed.
I've been batmotized. (hypnotized)

by Bat Woman July 1, 2005

Batman Wannabe

A tryhard in call of duty who thinks he/she is in FaZe or a major clan. Usually does not know how to even trickshot.

Oi!!! cmon m8 stopping being such a Batman Wannabe you can't even hardscope!

by Scrub_Reker May 31, 2015

Batman kid

A term used to describe an orphan or a young child who is without parents. The phrase draws inspiration from the iconic superhero, Batman, whose own backstory includes the loss of his parents during childhood. Just as Batman overcame adversity to become a symbol of justice and resilience, a "Batman kid" may symbolize strength, determination, and the capacity to thrive despite challenging circumstances.

(1.) I killed my parents and now I am Batman kid. (2.) I was working with the mmmm, the Batman kid. Do you mean the orphan? YES, that's the word!!

by notthebatmankid October 25, 2023