Bent Spill

The act of taking a piss in the morning when you have morning wood and have to bend over in order to make it in the toilet because your penis is sticking straight up.

"I woke up and took the hugest bent spill. Only made half of it in the toilet though."

by mt oregonian May 19, 2009

dumb bent

extremely drunk, completely wasted, inebriated

im fuckin' dumb bent

im dumb bent but imma cop einstein from your cousin

by HoganKnowsBest2010 November 01, 2010

bent in a u

pissed off at somthing or someone

joe is fuckin bent in a u

by HeathT April 12, 2007

Bit bent

bit bents are bisexuals who are actually more straight then bisexual. A girl may like boys and girls but she is more into guys than girls. A boy may like guys and girls but he is more into girls than boys.

Person 1: Alex says she's bisexual but she's always with guys.
Person 2: She's a bit bent. Duh.

by LaurBore June 20, 2011

get bent

a less offensive phrase used in a refusal to perform a chore. "fuck off".

"i need this paperwork done"
"well, you can just get bent"

by tf July 08, 2004

Bent bastard

1) An illegitimate homosexual.

2) A gay individual with an undesirable persona.

*An unpleasant person who appears to be homosexual and illegitimate is in the vicinity*
"Look at that bent bastard!"

*One is offended by a gay person and decides to retaliate*
"Y'bent bastard!"

by Criminal Activist November 01, 2007

bent eddy

when you are jerking off and you put your legs and ass up against the wall and lay on your back and cum all over your face.

i tasted cum for the first time when i gave my self a bent eddy.

by Zach Heacock July 23, 2003