easy button

A button one pushes that instantly fixes his/her problems. It is big, it is red, and it says Easy Button on it. Sold at Staples office supplies.

Man#1: Holy shit I lost my house and my family to gambling, my friends left me, and I think I'm addicted to crack
Man#2: Here push the easy button
Man#1: Thanks man!

by tangarangb17 October 10, 2005

schvoogie button

A device in a retail store that is rung to let all employees know that a black person has entered the store. Made well known by Jackie Martling formerly of the Howard Stern Show that admitted he worked at a store that used such a device.

I heard the schvoogie button go off, so I went to watch the security cameras

by teabag May 2, 2006

Bartoni

1. A last name, highest of the names of the gods. Denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes. Italian to the core, thereby multiplying said awesomeness.

2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.

2. John: Dude, describe this Bartoni guy for me.
Alex: He's Bartoni.

by Alec Stevenson June 2, 2008

battoon

An instrument That piper made up and is totally real and is trade marked by me

They asked what instrument I played and I said I played the battoon.

by Noneofurconcern June 19, 2019

battotai

The Imperial Japanese March. The name adapted from the Battōtai guard in the Satsuma Rebellion, was published in 1885. The song was used throughout The Second World War. Battotai still used to some extent today, usually in memes such as Hirodripto (Hirohito Drip) and the music of the piece can still be heard in Japanese Marches to this day.

John: “Jack, what is your favorite marching song?”
Jack: “Although Erika is very popular, my favorite marching song is Battotai.”

by RushedLMAO June 12, 2022

Fudge Buttons

Expression used in place of fuck, motherfucker, or other serious expletive; typically used in an environment with small children or short assholes.

Fudge buttons! I didn't bring any gluten free cupcakes for the celiac girl!

by TheHumanTarget August 4, 2016

Silly Button

A person who has done something very dumb.

Benito stop being a silly button

by Vvvvvvvvzzzzzzzzzzccccccccccvv January 7, 2020