anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby

Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized

by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020

North Korean Baptism

The combination of cum and shit

I gave her a North Korean Baptism

by G Fry June 22, 2024

Pink baptism

The step by step guide to turn into a diva.

Step 1. Dye your hair pink
Step 2. Dye your face pink
Step 3. Dye your body pink
CLOCK ITTT

"After this mental breakdown im ready for my Pink baptism"

"Omggg diva downnnn"

"SHE READY PURRR"

by aleyo September 9, 2025

Filthy Baptism

Filthy Baptism

She had me in her mouth, but just at the last moment I withdrew and gave her a filthy baptism.

by Darren and LouisA November 13, 2025

Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

communist baptism

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.

“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”

“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”

by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023

Orgy baptism

It’s like soggy biscuit but you don’t gotta eat it

Can me and the boys give give you a orgy baptism

by Phat Sausage June 4, 2025