Reverse Baptism (noun)
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.
by Pete Heski June 19, 2025
Get the Reverse Baptismmug. When you go to take a dump and you fall through the seat, and your butt cheeks hit the toilet water.
by trippdophine August 9, 2023
Get the Booty Baptismmug. Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.
A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.
You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.
You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022
Get the Sidewalk Baptismmug. A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.
by Floridian2109 June 26, 2020
Get the Tallahassee Baptismmug. First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)
by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024
Get the Cracker Barrel Baptismmug. I found a hornets nest on the trailer, so I ran inside and grabbed my Oxygen Torch.
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!
by Derram_Desangue August 13, 2019
Get the baptism by firemug. A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.
by Yoloswagster May 20, 2014
Get the Alcoholic Baptismmug.