A sexy bald man that is a chad that rides bikes every day, he forces his 3 awful offspring to go on bike rides every day and his wife Kimberly hates him for it. He hates video games because of his second offspring logan recchia because he doesnt like going outside and going on bike because he plays fortnite all day and jacks off to fortnite. Baldy also goes to the beach and the public pool that is in his gated community. Baldy also own a highly successful restaurant names “seed to table vegan eatery located in venice Florida. In conclusion Baldy is a stud that forces his whole family to on bike rides around his gated community every day and he also is a pussy slayer that will steal your girl.
by Papi James Kirk September 12, 2021
Get the Baldymug. 
The most amazing, Fun loving boyfriend there is. He will always put a smile on your face! He has a really funny name too! Lol Baldi.
by Jade23trip January 2, 2022
Get the Jason Baldimug. 
by Baldy baddie October 3, 2022
Get the baldy baddiemug. by Wu94 November 20, 2025
Get the Baldymug. The term used when one shaves only one testicle and leaves the rest of the groin area to reach rainforest proportions.
by i’mactuallygod June 19, 2021
Get the Baldymug.