Well balanced breakfast

Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.

Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger

by ZuiyOTF47 July 23, 2022

The Universal Law of Balance

The inescapable cosmic principle that brings balance (read: disappointment) to life when things are going just a little TOO well for you.

I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!

by jazequah March 15, 2011

Soul Balance

When a ginger (who as we all know, has no soul) seeks out a black person (who have a lot of soul) to find a balance. (Or vice versa)

My ginger friend only dates black guys to balance her soul = soul balance

by Jemma6 June 2, 2010

Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011

Screen-life balance

The balance between one's screen time and offline activities, including work, leisure, and personal relationships.

I'm trying to maintain a healthy screen-life balance by limiting my social media use and spending more time outdoors.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

Kato Balance Paradox

The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.

Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?

No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.

by ThePaloAltoPlug April 29, 2019

balance of payement (B.O.P)

i think it's when a country's exports is more than its imports and here we say it's a favorable B.O.P, otherwise it's an unfavorable B.O.P

by sylvia October 27, 2003