Austin City Limits Music Festival

The best fucking music festival in the WORLD!!! Located in Austin, Texas (the best city ever and the live music capitol of the world) every September or October. Since its start, ACL has hosted many bands: Coldplay, The Strokes, Muse, Phish, Vampire Weekend, Jack Johnson, deadmau5, Pheonix, Kings of Leon, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, and many many more!

Guy 1: Dude im going to Austin City Limits Music Festival this year!!

Guy 2:You are so lucky...

Guy 1: I know! its gonna be kickass!

Guy 2: Don't talk to me about it. The pain of not going is too much.

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman April 21, 2011

abstinence

basically waiting till you're married to have sex. strangely popular now that the jonas brothers do it - and because edward cullen made bella wait.

"So that's it? You won't sleep with me until we're married?" - Bella Swan.

Teen girls: OMG I'M TOTALLY GOING FOR ABSTINENCE NOW.

by ilikesparkles May 30, 2009

austin spafford

A hypocrite that you can never trust, but is v-good in sports and lying about certain things.

austin spafford told me not to hit people, then he hit me, that hypocrite!

by Sim Shady 1234j;adfj;lsfsdfa October 14, 2013

AustinGoldGod

A 20 year old man who plays on his computer all day in his mom's basement and blames everything that happens to him on devs.

Dude your being such a "austingoldgod"

by DJMoonMan June 16, 2016

Abstinence

To practice of being abstained from sex for a long or short period of time.

"Hey John do you want to make love?
No, thanks Sarah I'm considering abstinence for a while"

by Tyra Rhodes June 16, 2018

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA)

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.

by Super Steve Bishop January 18, 2008

austin moon

Austin Moon is a fictional pop star from the Disney show, Austin & Ally. His record label is Starr Records. In this show, Austin's best friend is Dez Wade (Calum Worthy) and his songwriter is Ally Dawson (Laura Marano). Austin is played by Ross Lynch.

Austin Moon is so hot! Eeeeek! Ross is such a great male actor.

by Auslly 5EVER April 10, 2015