Apparently she likes hanging out with 10year olds cuz shes fucking bored in kangaroo town. She has all the games and is rich af , even tho she wont admit she actually has a secret stash of gold bars under her pillow she got from stripping. She also dates people named kiyra who no one can spell correctly. Akari has also recently figured out that shes pansexual aka she likes being raped my kitchen appliances. Anyway she has animal crossing and bullies anyone who doesnt , tho she bullies anyone and everyone anyway. She also likes attention and has an army of actual simps although one named michael sucks ass. She also likes raping, oops i mean rapping in vc , saying lOL (might as well say oil) and doing crazy shit with her homies. She also publishes retarded-ass urban dictionaries that are sadly 100% true and unfortunately for her victims/friends she is very good at writing this kind of shit. At heart she is a kind and fun person but i cant say anything directly bad or she’ll throttle me. Sometimes if shes bored , she will randomly start either an uwu roleplay or her limbs falling of(drug use suspected).Btw she has the most loli sounding voice i have heard and 90% were laughs and giggel.
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Help me, Akari is torturing me with her stripper money
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height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.
The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
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The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"
"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."
"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."
"Flightless birds are dumb."
"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."
"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."
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This day is on February 14, which is the day that it dawns on you that you are alone.
Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)
Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)
Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?
Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.
Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.
Sally: No prob.
Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.
Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.
Sally: No prob.
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The 1st Golden Globe Awards were held in January 1944 at the 20th Century Fox studios in Los Angeles. The 68th Golden Globe Awards, honoring the best in film and television for 2010, was presented on January 16, 2011, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California, where they have been held annually since 1961.
Is known to discredit all of your favorite celebs, movies, tv shows and songs.
be prepared for disappointment.
The 1st Golden Globe Awards were held in January 1944 at the 20th Century Fox studios in Los Angeles. The 68th Golden Globe Awards, honoring the best in film and television for 2010, was presented on January 16, 2011, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California, where they have been held annually since 1961.
Is known to discredit all of your favorite celebs, movies, tv shows and songs.
be prepared for disappointment.
person 1- "What show won the Golden Globe Award for best television series- drama?"
person 2- "Boardwalk Empire"
person 1- "WHAT?"
person 2- "Boardwalk Empire"
person 1- "WHAT?"
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In hindu mythology..
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People close to him are very lucky!
In hindu mythology..
A person named akardhan is the most sweet person one could ever meet ..he is cool to hangout with..and he is a girl magnet..boys are sort of always jealous of him..he is caring toward his friends and family...and he helps everyone (even strangers)..he is emotional and sensitive .....and he Is very sporty..he will always motivate u to do better..he is so beautiful looking that ur heart will melt...
People close to him are very lucky!
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