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awesomeness

awesomeness-- possessing the quiality of being awesome
I can be a bad judge of awesomeness
by Person of Awesomeness January 7, 2006
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Awesomest

The most awesome.. EVER!!!!!!!!!
by Jackface February 7, 2008
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Awesometasticabulous

aw-suhm-tas-tik-ab-yuh-luhs
-Adjective
Origin:
2009; Middle English, Jawsumtaztikabulose, introduced into the English language by the semi-famous designer and illustrator Jay Miles Griffin (Know amoung the art community of the Eastern United States as Griffin-Jay).

1. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; unbelievable and remarkable; god-like; unimaginably beautiful: awesometasticabulous length, girth, and stamina; awesometasticabulous sexual ability.

2. incredibly great or extreme; exorbitant: Jay's penis is defined as awesometasticabulous by all women who have seen it.

3. Slang . extremely impressive to the point of near disbelief: That penis of Jay Griffin's is beyond awesometastic, it's down right awesometasticabulous.

Related forms
awe-some-tastic-abulous-ly, adverb
awe-some-tastic-abulous-ness, noun
awe-some-tastic-abulous-tic, adjective
awe-some-tastic-abulous-ti-cal-ly, adverb
Famous Quotes:
"...and after ten years of trying to sleep with the artist Jay Griffin, I finally was able to, and the only way I can describe the twelve hours of non-stop astounding sex that he administered to me is awesometasticabulous! I've never had so many orgasms in my entire life!" - Christina Ricci

"...He described it to me as awesometasticabulous, but I had no idea what he meant until he pulled it out and showed it to me. He was right. Griffin's cock is definitely, without a doubt, awesometasticablous!" - Milla Jovovich

"...but I lost count after about 7 hours of female extended multiple orgasm syndrome (F.E.M.O.S.), and all I can say is that Griff's sexual abilities are the only thing on this planet that can truely be defined as awesometasticabulous." -Elizabeth Shannon
by ATrueBeliever September 30, 2011
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Something that has an unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity and is so majorly awesome that it seems as if it is wrapped in steroids.
Joey: I stayed the night at kelseys house last night dude,
it was amazing.

Jamie: "Was it awesomeness wrapped in steroids?"

Joey: "I guess"
by Jamie Cantrell December 20, 2008
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Awesomeness

The amount of cock sticking out of your hands after you grab it with both hands.
"How much awesomness do you have?" -Girl

"I have 1 1/2 inches of awesomeness" -Guy
by 0101100101 December 16, 2013
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awesomenessistic

for when something isnt just awesome, it's AWESOMENESSISTIC !
1. holy fuck, that pencilcase is totally awesomenessistic .
2. omgsh i love your hair its so awesomenessistic .
by cttyyy July 16, 2009
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awesomenessisticity

Awesome To The MILLIONTH Level.
You Are The Definition Of Awesomenessisticity Man!
by ZatchaNana! August 6, 2009
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