australian pedophile

Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.

- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.
Guy 1: Man, those tits are too big.

Guy 2: What are you, an Australian pedophile?
by jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim February 24, 2010
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Australian Spiderman

The act of taking the ring and middle finger, inserting them inside a woman's vagina, and beckoning the way Spiderman does while flinging webs in the movie.
Jason: "Aryam wouldn't let me inside until I gave the Australian Spiderman. That had her yelping like a bitch in heat!"
by Mr. Magnum January 01, 2009
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Australian Rules

Australian Rules (or australian football) is a REAL sport, the only protection footy players wear is a mouthguard, unlike those americans who have to wear padding. It is entertaining to watch and requires skill, unlike people who have an IQ of 2, and those gay american footballers and rugby players who will find any excuse to jump all over eachother.
The adelaide crows are the best team in the Australian Rules competition. 2010 premiership is ours boys
by aussie_babee December 01, 2009
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Australian Idol

A television show supported by every media imaginable, exploiting a person completely lacking in talent, intellect, musical knowledge and money. Used to brainwash the viewer into buying music, regardless of them liking it or not. Widely popular amongst teenagers and people with similar IQ.
-See idiot
Girl: Australian Idol is on!
Guy: Hand me that skewer so I can poke it through my head.
-See annoying
by Gay Sebastian May 05, 2005
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Australian divorce

(n) A simple but effective method for breaking up with a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse.

To perform it, you approach your significant other from behind and give him/her the biggest wedgie you can. Then, kick him/her in the ass once but swiftly. At this point, walk away, and never return your new ex's calls.

Out of logical necessity, same-sex Australian divorce is currently only legal in jurisdictions where same-sex marriage is legal.

The advent of the Australian divorce paved the way for the creation of the atomic Australian divorce.
Guy #1: Janet divorced me.

Guy #2: Oh no! Who's getting the kids?

Guy #1: No, no, we didn't get into all that. Her lawyer advised her to serve me with an Australian divorce, so we wouldn't have to worry about custody.

Guy #3: Janet's single?
by Vooch June 16, 2010
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Australian kiss

When you kiss that special lady "down under" and "in the bush", you are giving her an Australian kiss.
Eating her pussy is giving her an "Australian kiss".
by DDogbreath October 06, 2009
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Australian Shower

When instead of showering, you just spray yourself with alot of deodorant.
Joe: We have to go man! you don't have time to take a shower.
Jake: yeah, I know. I'll just take in Australian Shower
by thisnameisnotbeingused November 15, 2009
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