Atlas Theory

When one pretends to be stupid for attention and/or to ragebait.

Person 1: Is October a year? Person 2: Atlas theory

by realPendog September 16, 2025

Atlas staff

Atlas staff...where do I begin.I’m pretty sure they’re crazyyyyyy and escaped from a psych ward to accomplish this friendship they have with one another and to accomplish teaching students at atlas boarding school.Thank you to paddles for bringing us all together dont know where I’d be without yall 😩

Me:“Hey wanna know what keeps me going”
Person idk wtf:”what?”
Me: “Atlas staff..”

by Ashidk March 30, 2021

Atlas

Atlas is a kind, handsome guy. Everybody ends up having crushes on him because of that. Even though there is competition, he always chooses the best one ( cough* cough* sage <3 ). He always tells the funniest jokes and keeps the conversation entertaining. Legend says he even wishes his friend's happy birthday at exactly 12:00. Everybody who knows him knows that he will never break your trust. And he expects you to do that same as well. But the best part about him is that he knows when to comfort you and exactly how to do it <3 For all these reasons, Atlas I'd the best name and best human being on the face of earth :)

Hey Atlas! You are so handsome and I want to makeout with you! -Sage <3

Hey Sage! Uh.. Um, I'm too alpha to kiss you rn. Accidentally kisses sage* -Atlas <3

by Sageypoob January 14, 2023

Atlas

A self-absorbed son of a bitch who is known for giving you second hand embarrassment. They are often small for there age and make up for it by putting others down.

“Atlas one of the worst person I’ve been friends with”

by Beth_Bethel April 9, 2023

Atlas

atlas is a girl, who is cute, pretty, amazing, gives me love and great hugs!! she may be cold but she is a great friend/girlfriend and kind of a jackass, has the humor of a 5 year old and is gorgeous. very depressed and full of mommy and daddy issues, like everyone else.

love a atlas bc atlases can stay with u till the end <3

"yo atlas is pretty cool and trippy tho"

by mi_amor December 4, 2021

atlas

a rude little shit that makes fun of you all the time

brooklynn: oh youre atlas?? that sucks

by you know me bru March 25, 2022

Project Atlas

Project Atlas is a game based on the underrated 2016 fps, Titanfall 2. It is being developed by the dev team of MRVN Entertainment. It is slated for a *REDACTED* release date. It might be the best game on roblox.

"Are you playing Project Atlas right now?"
"Yea!"

by BliskAndMRVN September 8, 2021