French Astronaut

The French Astronaut is when a man sticks his balls between a woman's butt cheeks while another sucks his dick.

"Man I totally gave those two chicks a ride on the French Astronaut last night!

by Hoohoodilli January 20, 2011

ASTRONAUT

Filthy, most hated, tang addicted gravity haters. Astro-nazis covered in astro juice. Lowest scum of the earth, if they don't like our planet they should just leave forever. Having their moon cheese babies and eating all of their meals upside down. Watch out they will stick an American flag in you!

"Why, one of those astronauts moved into my neighborhood not too long ago, and simultaneously all of the leaves started changing color and falling off the trees."

"Was that in October?"

"September-October."

by Ass Pennies April 3, 2008

Astronaut

When a fine stoner places a bag over their head and sticks a joint smoker into the bottom filling it with smoke.

Logical Person: Why does he have a bag over his head, he might suffocate!

Stoner: He's doing an astronaut, your supposed to suffocate.

by NonsenseNinja November 21, 2015

astronaut food

A person in a relationship who is being used for sex, friendship or comfort without receiving affection or love in return. Often, the non-astronaut food party is in an unhappy relationship.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.

She realized she was only his astronaut food, and didn't mean anything to him.

by xxxtine March 30, 2007

Astronut

Semen that is suspended in zero-gravity in space.

After a long mission on mars, Greg and Christina decided to get in on.Afterwords, they spent their time dodging the astronut that Greg had created.

by DVARMARBAR November 2, 2010

astronaut

A word small children use in place of the word "ass"

God, he is such an jack astronaut sometimes.

by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

astornauts

Astornauts have nothing to do with the American AstrOnauts.
Astornauts are the Chinese version of their American counterparts.

Think of the kittens and/or astornauts!

by ACM July 24, 2008