Assistant Janitor

The hitting of the absolute bottom of life. You can go no lower than this. This word is the absolute embodiment of being a complete loser in life and 99.9% sure your not going to being able to amount to anything in life. If you are a Assistant Janitor, you are a worthless meat sack and you should have never existed. But if you are one, you should take pride in it,it is the only thing you can take pride in. So, Assistant Janitors of the world. Stand up, and wear this as a badge of honor, because its not easy to be an Assistant Janitor. Eh, actually its pretty easy.

Man 1: "Dude, you are 69 years old and you've never had a job,you have had an unhonorable discharge from the U.S. Military,you were kicked out of your own birthday 20 years in a row, evicted from your cardboard box,you've had 16 interventions on your sticker addiction, and you have the most viewed fail on YouTube. Dude, you're an Assistant Janitor."

Assistant Janitor: "You're darn skippy, and I'm proud of it."

by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014

asscasting

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.

My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.

by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016

Jeff the customer service assistant

complete dickhead

jeff the customer service assistant is a dickhead

by Shamina Begum February 27, 2019

Assistant Ninja

An assistant to other ninjas.

Pro_Skater is the assistant ninja of _Yuna_ and KJM.

by Pro_Skater February 28, 2003

Assistant Crack Whore

Assistant Crack Whores are often mistaken as a step below the typical Crack Whore. But in reality, they are not actual Crack Whores, or even below the Crack Whores. They just assist the Crack Whores and often times are the more cool and legite of the group and just are entertained by the bizarre mannerisms and lifestyle in general that goes along with Crack Whores.

Dad: Buddy pal girl , I'm promoting you to "Assistant Crack Whore". Daughter: W.T.F. ? I can't even be the actual Crack Whore I get to be Assistant Crack Who're?? Dad: Oh no no buddy pal girl. You're not anything like a Crack Whore, you just assist them:)

by Annaballs&Cj Uno December 16, 2015

teaching assistant

a FOB graduate student that cannot afford graduate school, so they help teach an undergraduate college class in exchange for free tuition.

They are often very knowledgeable about the topic that they teach, but are absolutely incompetent when it comes to teaching it due to their inability to speak to speak English fluently.

teaching assistant: ok, I wecmnd you use matrab, na mapre. if use mapre, open de sheet, and you see de sheet, and you type commands. I herp if you need herp.

by OlegTheGreat March 30, 2009

The 'Vampire's Assistant'

just like 'Twilight', its an insult to all vampires and films. basically its about a kid who wants to have more than just a normal life, so decides to go with his friend to this circus full dumbfucks and duechebags who say the most dumbest shit and do the most stupid-ass things. so they meet a guy named 'cirque du freak' (or 'cirque du fuck') who's secretly a vampire, and wants someone to aid him in the war against humans. so to sum it up, the characters are gay, the plot is horrible, and the film is peice of shit that should've never been made! it should be titled 'vampire's ASSistant'!

dracula vs. cirque du freak...

cirque du freak: OMG! my film was so good! i'm so happy i hug myself!

dracula: fuck you! the 'vampire's assistant' sucked ass! get the fuck outta here you fag!!

by AMERICANBANK$TA November 3, 2009