(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.
IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.
by Sexydimma January 12, 2015
Get the double-barreled assault and battery mug.A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.
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Definition:
To hit someone with your sack more than 1 time in a row. Mostly done to the victim's face.
To hit someone with your sack more than 1 time in a row. Mostly done to the victim's face.
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Brian: "Dude, watch this..."
Andrew: "What are you going to do to Oliver? He's sleeping."
Andrew: "You'll see..."
a few seconds later
Brian: "SACK ASSAULT!"
Andrew: "YES! SO GOOD!"
Oliver: "ha..ha..ha...I'm gunna cut you"
Brian: "Dude, watch this..."
Andrew: "What are you going to do to Oliver? He's sleeping."
Andrew: "You'll see..."
a few seconds later
Brian: "SACK ASSAULT!"
Andrew: "YES! SO GOOD!"
Oliver: "ha..ha..ha...I'm gunna cut you"
by WendyWendyWendy March 3, 2009
Get the Sack Assault mug.The acting of continually text messaging an acquaintance 5 or more times regarding a particular subject, typically resulting in irritation of the receiver.
"Jane is textually assaulting me over this school project. She needs to chill the fuck out".
"Laura was pissed after the textual assault she received from Jane".
"Laura was pissed after the textual assault she received from Jane".
by BlaneyGirl May 30, 2014
Get the Textual Assault mug.Sara left her computer unlocked, so Alex set up an eye assault by changing her homepage to meatspin.
by jpb103 October 8, 2016
Get the Eye Assault mug.A breach of government law code for persons under the age of 18 where a perpetrator flexes too much on his/her peers
This nigga flashing his gold chains and Gucci belt, his ass probably gonna get beaten.
Nah G, the po po finna jail his ass for flexual assault
Nah G, the po po finna jail his ass for flexual assault
by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018
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