Badger's Armpit

Euphemism for one of the more hairy and fragrant varieties of Lady Garden. Frequently delivered in the form of a metaphor and often in humour or amazement.

Christ on a bike, Luv you're pussy's hairier than a Badger's Armpit.

...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.

by goody5 December 10, 2010

armpit wedgie

when one gets the shirt or bra stuck in their armpit, as in the position of the underwear and the butt in a traditional wedgie.

the armpit wedgie that jim had made it impossible for him to do push-ups in gym.

by ~Temari November 19, 2009

Armpit Carmel

Fibers of material that stick to ones ball-sack after extensive sweating

Me after working out: I've got enough armpit carmel to make a sweater

by funnyjunkie123 July 10, 2010

armpit of hell

Small town in North Dakota.

Bowbells, North Dakota

by bassman January 23, 2004

Armpit Tit

The fold under a morbidly obese male's armpit that extends to the back.

Fat man: "Has anyone found the remote?"
Skinny man: "have you looked under your armpit tit?"
Fat man: "yeah, but I only found this half eaten sandwich!"

by Muckleash November 23, 2014

Armpit Muff

when a person has so much armpit hair it resembles a muff

ewwww that dirty russian kid put a hair scrunchie in his armpit muff

by jackandsallysloveeeee July 5, 2007

armpit repellent

The armpit roll on, the armpit spray, keeping the armpit from functioning properly, stinking.

John put some armpit repellent hastily because he had sweated like a pig and he was stinking!

by Jim Beam13 April 13, 2009