Armchair captain

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair captain, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
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Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
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Armchair General

All the self-appointed Sun Tzus and Napoleans who frequently comment on military threads or comment sections believing they know better than actual military generals and lash out against his so called "enemy commentators" when faced with an opposing argument.
Comment: "The U.S. Lend Lease was a major factor in WWII that helped save the Soviets."

Armchair General: "You obviously dont know anything. Russia would just move further east and lend lease was liek 0.0001% of ussr production. USA was coward, didnt help much, and only came when russia did all the dirty work."

Stalin: "Without the machines we received through Lend-Lease, we would have lost the war.” (His actual words)
by FactoryRTSDeveloper January 03, 2025
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BTS armchairs

they scare me no cap. got attacked by a bunch of them for not stanning bts. called me a fake kpop stan for not stanning bts. I love bts. I hate army. I don't stan bts. simple.
ex:
person 1: yo these BTS armchairs are crazy
person 2: fr but shut up we don't wanna get attacked by them
Armchairs: WHATDIDHESAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by Lipshyunjin February 14, 2021
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armchair diagnose

Armchair diagnoses is telling/diagnosing someone they have a mental disorder of some sort. Usually done by an armchair therapist
A: Janice told me I have ADHD because I shake my legs a lot, is that real?
B: That's an armchair diagnose, don't trust her
by peachyxhua January 29, 2024
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armchair developer

1. A video game enthusiast who criticizes a developers' motives/product.

2. A label used by video game developers to dismiss a consumer's requests or suggestions, which may (or may not) actually be a good idea.
We are doing the best we can, stop being armchair developers.
"The armchair developers on this internet."
by Wayback Machine April 19, 2022
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Armchair Sleuth

A person who tries to solve real life crimes by finding evidence exclusively using their computer.

Usually collaborates with people on Reddit/4chan or other forums.
Young Timmy is too into finding the identity of a cat murderer he found online by finding the IP address of the site the murderer set up and posting it on 4chan. He is an Armchair Sleuth.
by spr_shb September 16, 2021
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