jojo argument

an argument so intense and loud usually in all caps, its best fitted with giornos theme in the backround

*sleepy makes a definition of me being a simp*

me: WHAT THE FUCK BRO I AINT A SIMP. YOUR ABOUTA START A JOJO ARGUMENT MAN
Sleepy: YES YOU ARE YOU SIMP FOR MONGEY GIRL
me: NO I DOONT ID MUCH RATHER BE DOING SOMETHING LIKE D&D THAN SIMPING FOR A WOMAN
sleepy: I DONT BELIEVE YOU.

*jojo music starts playing*
me: YOU LITERALLY TALK TO CERA WHILE WE GAME
sleepy: NOT TRUEEE
me: WE WHERE PLAYING BEDWARS AND YOU DECIDE TO CALL HER

me: BROS BEOFRE HOES REMEMBER??
sleepy: I SAID THAT TO YOU FIRST WHEN YOU SIMPED FOR CERA
me: YOU OPENLY ADMITTED TO LIKING HER
SLEEPY: IT WAS A JOKE
ME: SURE BUDDY FUCKIN WHORE FUCKER
SLEEPY: STUPID ASS CUNT
ME: FUCK YOU

SLEEPY: THATS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH???
ME:YOU LITERALLY DM ME ABOUT BEING HORNY TO ANIME BITCHES
SLEEPY: WTF DONT SAY THAT

ME: SORRY MAN. OK LETS JUST STOP FIGHTING
*jojo musc ends*

by POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MAN ALIV May 24, 2021

Adorably Argumentatively Modest

A term for people who cannot take a compliment but their constant protests to compliments just make them even more adorable.

Lucy is so adorably argumentatively modest, she always fights me when I tell her she is amazing and beautiful.

by Whatislove September 17, 2014

Best Atheist Argument

Mine.

Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "

by Hym Iam June 21, 2024

the Pinocchio's argument

Somebody who pretends there's a straw man argument when they're not the ones presenting facts

Example someone lists statistics but they tell that person that's a straw man argument when it's not hence the Pinocchio's argument

by Meganfan1987 May 9, 2023

The Chard Argument

The logic whereby nothing you do is ever good or pure enough.

Named after the core example where someone can be on a diet and no matter how effective it is, there's always someone who will criticize some dietary choice you made, the logical conclusion being that the only way to prevent this from happening would be if all you ever ate was chard.

Happening more and more in left-leaning circles where people frequently criticize other people for not being "woke enough".

"I lost 50 pounds in 3 months!"

"oh but if you'd have cut rice out of your diet, it would be so much healthier."

"yeah, thanks for throwing the chard argument at me"

by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019

The Conspiracy-Loop Argument

Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.

A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.

by Azshara October 24, 2020

counter argument

When you have an argument on the counter

Mikey and I had a counter argument last night

by Lil queif January 23, 2020