Stony Evening

having a good night while under the wonderful influence of cannabis

What did you do last night? Let's just say it was quite the stony evening.

by kuunii July 24, 2011

even kiln

to be on the straight and narrow, not mentally unwell.

I want to be on an even kiln.

by OfTroy March 18, 2016

Dog of the Evening

When you have a large group of dogs and you choose one to stay in bed with you and eat strawberries. The other dogs get nothing.

Hey young man, would you like to be dog of the evening?

by High_Im_Jamers September 6, 2020

evening rider

Girls who like mixed guys.

White guy: I really like this girl but she only dates mixed guys.
Black guy: oh she's a evening rider.

by Alexusra_ January 25, 2016

Evening Cola

A whiskey and cola after 5pm

After a hard day at work I like having amd evening cola.

by Blitza March 20, 2017

even jump

An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.

I've never seen anybody land that so perfectly! That was such an even jump!!

by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023

Not even in the butt

The perfect response if your goal is to make any situation awkward. The word "even" makes it just that much weirder.

"Haven't you ever thought of us sleeping together?"
Nope. Not even in the butt.

"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.

"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."

by Swambat April 23, 2014