Rectal Alpinist

A derogatory term for a male homosexual mostly used as an insult or to occasionally describe a person who does all kinds of favors for their supervisor/CEO within or outside of the company in exchange for benefits on their job.

I've never seen John talking to girls or mentioning them but I've seen him eyeing Mark. He has to be a rectal alpinist.

Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.

by JiForce January 4, 2022

Mortal Combat Felati-ality

The sex act in which the woman, while giving her male partner a blow job, shouts "Finish Him," then clamps down on his penis, only releasing after her partner cries.

I decided to show him who was boss, so I performed a little Mortal Combat Felati-ality... the game is cool, but seeing him cry like a little girl was even cooler.

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

Alliteration

Alliteration is a word which uses the first letter in every word they write appropriately. It is like a funny phrase which sometimes when you say it out loud you will find it really difficult.

For example, this is one of a really famous alliteration:
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers.

by Abigailfronoster27 October 3, 2016

Alliteration

a figure of speech hoodie uses in very questoonable circumstances

Alliteration-
Hoodie: This drawf with deep Daylon's dame
Group chat: this nigga hoodie sus

by Alansgsh July 30, 2017

Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.

wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche

by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006

aliteration

Repetition of a leading consonant sound in a phrase. The nondouble L signifys the power of the word.

Raquelle ~ You crazy cunt
Ryan ~ You terrible twat

Both are excellent aliterations, as well as the names being aliterations themselves.

by Betty Bringdown March 31, 2008

Altitude

(Noun) How high you are. Your "high-ness".

"What's your altitude?"

"I smoked three bowls of spice, I'm chillin' on Mount Everest"

by Josh.F August 26, 2014