albert.io

the only thing worse than hitler

Yousuf said the N word after failing an albert.io lesson

by naybruh April 11, 2021

Alberti

To ejaculate into a condom and then force a female to consume the whole thing in front of you; a condom filled with semen.

"I made my girlfriend take an Alberti last night! It was bad ass."

by samwoolsey928 January 26, 2009

That one albedo fanfic

A nsfw AlbedoxReader fanfic

Person 1 : bro.. I just read that one albedo fanfic….
Person 2 : same, I’ll never see cryo slimes the same again

by Hu Tao August 17, 2021

Albert Wesker

The pure eptiome of evil and badassery. People don't recognize the fact that he's an ultra douchebag, since they're blinded by his super badassery.

The badass who wears shades at night, and actually looks good doing it.

Related to Duke Nukem, Johnny Bravo, and Robert Patrick(the T-1000 from Terminator 2)

Often schemes up evil plots that involve

COMPLETE.
GLOBAL.
SATRUATION.
hraaaaggh.

Will kick your ass.

Often called Wesker

Albert Wesker can beat Sephiroth in an arm wrestle any day of the week.

HOLY SHIT! WESKER JUST FALCON PUNCHED AN OLD GUY THROUGH THE CHEST! FUCKING EPIC!

by The Great Cornholio!! June 22, 2009

albeit

An increasingly overused synonym for the words although and however; used for the sole purpose of sounding more intelligent.

Boy, do I sound smart; albeit, I only know how to use a thesaurus.

by mcblind June 21, 2010

Albert

A guy who rolls with the punches and laughs at himself before he laughs at others is an Albert. An Albert is one of the most thoughtful, kind, sexy human beings on earth. Most Alberts serve their country and give selfishly, not expecting anything in return. In addition, Alberts are fun, smart, incredibly hot and are great with animals (especially monkeys). There should be more Alberts in the world. To know an Albert is to love an Albert, so those with something bad to say, haven't met a true one yet.

"Man, that guy is the nicest guy on earth, and the way he helps others with grace, humility and all out sexiness?...He's gotta be an Albert!".

by UrbanMonkeyLA February 4, 2010

Albero

A spanish activist in the early 1900's who loved the game of baseball. He fled his home country of Spain once leaders King and Queen Albero outlawed the sport that he loved. He landed on the Floridean coast over 100 years later in 2010 where he found a high school baseball team from New York, "Los Foxes." The young Albero was foreign to Los Foxes, but they soon warmed up to the upbeat, and Albero-esque attitude. Albero became a legend during his time on Los Foxes. He is now known as the greatest bench-player, ever known, ever seen. Albero...forever.

"CHILL ALBERO"

"Go get the mail, Albero."

"Albero? OR ALBEROOOOOO!!!!"

"Taylor gang, or Albero?"

by Crowmelo May 13, 2010